Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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