Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
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Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
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she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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