I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
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i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
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How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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