I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Text me some of your sweat
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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