I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
You can't special order awesome
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
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I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
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When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
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