yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
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you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
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He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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