Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
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I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
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Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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