i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
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Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
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You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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