Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
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He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
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I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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