I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
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I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
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I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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