I showed him my bush... on skype.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
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