All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
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Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
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you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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