Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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