Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
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Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
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Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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