Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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