Yo dont text me then not text me
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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