Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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