I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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