i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
never play flip cup with pint glasses
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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