Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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