is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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