So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
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listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
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Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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