I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
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All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
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He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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