he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
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