Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
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If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
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OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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