they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
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