I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
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You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
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Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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