Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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