U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
one might say we're banned from that church
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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