Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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