4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
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I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
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I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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