She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
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she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
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I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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