have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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