He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
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It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
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Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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