I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
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masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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