Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
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you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
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woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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