yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
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