We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I didn't shave. On purpose
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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