Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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