Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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