I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
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I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
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I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
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