I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
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i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
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Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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