i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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