Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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