Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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