At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Randomize
