Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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