i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
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Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
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Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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