I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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