Well apparently he's into motor boating.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
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So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
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Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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