I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
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Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
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Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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