You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
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Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
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We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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