Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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